Dork, Marry, Kill But for Mascots

EPISODE NOTES

To: Our Beautiful Listeners: Be ours and feel the heat as Lexi & Ben play eff, marry, kill with a random list of popular sport, food, and corporate mascots. We also talk about Paw Patrol. It gets weird. Love: Dork Matters.v

FURTHER DORKSCUSSION

  • Chester the Cheetah

  • Spot

  • Fido Dido

  • Tony the Tiger

  • Snap, Crackle, Pop

  • Gritty

  • Harvey

  • Michelin Man

  • Mickey Mouse

  • Jolly Green Giant

  • Mister Clean

  • Pillsbury Doughboy

  • Rich Uncle Pennybags

  • Koolaid Man

  • Cornelius Rooster

  • Pringles Man

  • Quickie

  • Captain Morgan

  • M&Ms

  • Colonel Sanders

  • Geico Gecko

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